tidy - TW11 - Got Milk ?

January 23, 2007

“This is your school secretary speaking. I have here a message for the class of TW11 from your tidy Head. Please pay attention and listen carefully.”

On Friday March 23rd, Saturday March 24th and Sunday March 25th a large majority of you will be dancing your asses off to the sound of all things hard. While you may be
used to doing this across a single evening event, the tidy Weekender is of course three days and nights of the best music you could imagine.

The Head knows that this could leave some of you in severe states of fatigue come 6am each morning. At the School of Tidy we take your health and general well-being very seriously.

After reviewing the situation carefully the Head has taken the decision to have a fresh pint of milk delivered to your chalets each and every morning. This will be at no charge to students and is a goodwill gesture from the Head and of course the staff.

The school science department have been hard at work over the last few months genetically modifying the cows of Prestatyn to produce ‘super’ milk. Their souped up produce now contains all the vital ingredients and vitamins you could possibly need to keep you going over the entire Weekender.

Each morning of the Weekender, an official tidy milkmaid will come trundling along the streets of Pontin’s Holiday Camp in Prestatyn in her souped-up tidy Milk Machine. Each
chalet will receive a pint for every student staying there. How you use your milk is up to you.

The Head recommends cornflakes, porridge, cups of tea or of course straight up in a glass.

Once you’ve finished your pints we’d appreciate if you could leave the empty bottles outside your chalet doors for Kieron Gallagher to pick up in the evenings for recycling purposes.

TW11 – Got milk?

Tidy Weekender 11 – The Tidy High School Romp – Music For The Harder Education
Pontins Holiday Centre, Prestatyn
March 23rd, 24th and 25th 2007

Tickets available on 0870 777 2652 and www.tidy.com/tw11

Lisa Lashes & The Lashettes (Live Show)
K90 LIVE
Tidy Boys
Mark EG
Lisa Pin-Up
Rob Tissera
BK
Steve Thomas
Organ Donors
Andy Whitby
Andy Farley
Kutski
Amber D
Paul Glazby
Mark Sherry
Nick Sentience
Stimulator
Lee Haslam
Alex Kidd
Riley & Durrant
James Lawson
Jason Cortez
Phul York
JP & Jukesy
Guyver
Paul Kershaw
Dark By Design
Wid & Ben
Paul Maddox
Cally Gage
Shaun M
Shan
Colin Barratt
GRH
The Colonel
Ingo
Steve O’Brady
Ben Kaye
Sam Townend & Deano
Lox
Morgan
Kym Ayres
Thrashjelly
Dan Doran
Jus Phil
Spektre
Kelevra
Ingo*
Hauswerks
Adam Sharpe
Micky D
Funkedupdjs
Scott Brown
Sy
Brisk
Sharkey
Ham
Kevin Energy
Stu Allen
Gammer
MC Sharkey
MC Casper