So this is Christmas, and what have we done? Tra la la dum de dum whatever! What have they have done ladies and gentlemen is only gone and put together one of the biggest hard dance Yuletide offerings you’re likely to get under your flaming musical Christmas tree this year!
Two of the biggest names in the party arena, Polysexual South and Twisted come together on Friday December 22nd to give London the ultimate Christmas party. Whether you’re staying in the capital or heading home for the holidays, this is your perfect last chance to get together with all your clubbing mates and have one last HUGE hurrah before tucking into granny’s dried up Brussell sprouts and indulging in far too much naff TV.

To send you on your way, they have lined up an absolute cracker of the finest DJs hard dance has to offer. We’re talking the cr?me de la cr?me, the icing on the cake, the fairy on the tree, the ultimate Christmas selection box!

Headlining in the Polysexual South Arena we’ve got the legend that is Mr Rob Tissera. An icon of hard house, this man will blow your holiday stockings off your legs and demand that you get on that dance floor and have it large! Support comes from production wizard BK, everyone’s favourite Andy Whitby, the gorgeous and quite frankly fierce Amber D, Ed Real, Mark H, Dr Duzzit and Hoopz. Quite a juicy offering I’ll think you’ll agree!

But it doesn’t stop there! In the Star Bar, Twisted take hold of proceedings and give them a damn good blasting. This one is all about having it hard, fast and ferocious! Resident Phil Reynolds sets the standard for some of the most fired up sets you’ll hear this year. Nu Energy Collective’s Kevin Energy, Mike Koglin, Marc French, Trevor McLachlan, Ashley James b2b Olly Perris, Garbo b2b Daley and HiFreak1C will be firing on all cylinders and you can bet your ass this room will go off like a rocket!

The Dakota Bar features an Electric RaveREWIND, which is being called the Xmas B2B Sessions. We’re talking total classics here (as well as some of the most bizarre DJ names we’ve heard in ages!). Rumble goes b2b with Spud for an Acid House and Club Classics 1988 – 1993 session. Then Upfront plays up to Dave Skywalker AND C-Kay for a Happy Hardcore Classics 1994 – 2006 set. Copping a load of that? Hold on to your underwear then because after that we’ve got Flashback & MC Strict with an Underground ‘Ardcore vs Nu-Skool Breaks set, Mikee P b2b with Dribz for a Jungle Classics 1993 – 1996 set and finally Danish Mike going on a head to head with Friller for a D&B Classics 1996 – 2006 banger. Let’s just make this clear – you do not get this kind of set-up at any old shindig, we thank you very much.

But don’t thank us just yet – there’s still one more present under the tree! Everyone’s favourite Brazilian party animal Never Enough Maria brings her stunning stock of filthy house music to the Departure Lounge. Eduardo Herrera, Luiz Telles, Jeff NoonStop & Alex Hero and DJ Paula will be dishing up a mouth watering serving of the finest grooves that London has to offer.

They have the usual 6am bar license, stunning d?cor, friendly staff and praise be, air conditioning all round! So before you take the train, catch the coach or blag a lift from one of your mates to make if home in time for Christmas, do yourself one last dancefloor favour and get it on at Heaven on Friday December 22nd for Polysexual South vs Twisted!

MAIN ARENA – Hosted by Polysexual South

Rob Tissera
BK
Lisa Pin Up
Cally Gage
Ed Real
Mark H
Dr Duzzit
Hoopz

STAR BAR – Hosted by Twisted

Phil Reynolds
Kevin Energy
Mike Koglin
Marc French
Trevor McLachlan
Andy T B2B Olly Perris
Garbo B2B Daley
HiFreak1C

DAKOTA BAR – Hosted by Epidemik.com
The Eclectic RaveREWIND << ‘Xmas B2B Sessions’

Rumble B2B Spud (Acid house & Club Classics 1988 -1993)
Upfront B2B Dave Skywalker B2B C-Kay (Happy Hardcore Classics 1994 – 2006)
Flashback & MC Strict (Underground ‘Ardcore Vs Nu-Skool Breaks)
Mikee P B2B Dribz (Jungle Classics 1993 -1996)
Danish Mike B2B Friller (Drum & bass Classics 1996 – 2006)

DEPARTURE LOUNGE – Hosted by Never Enough
Minimal/Dirty/Filthy/Electro/Tech

Eduardo Herrera (Brazil)
Luiz Telles (Spain)
Jeff NoonStop & Alex Hero (UK)
Dj Paula (Brazil)

Admission
Early Bird ?10 / Super Advance ?12 / ?15 Advance / MOTD / R.O.A.R.

Web & Credit Card Bookings
www.ticketweb.co.uk / 08700 600 100
www.clubtickets.co.uk – 08702 462 050 (Buy 5 get 1 Free)
www.viewtickets.co.uk – Tickets to your mobile
www.heaven-london.com

Info Lines & Tickets
Never Enough (Maria) – 07813 684 399
Camden – Cyberdog – 0207 482 2842

Coaches
Picking up in Cardiff, Newport, Bristol & Swindon – Call Jon on 07900 055 090

Websites
www.polysexual.co.uk
www.harderfaster.net
www.dontstayin.com/parties/polysexual
www.dontstayin.com/parties/twisted
www.myspace.com/polysexual
www.toomuchbutneverenough.com

For guest list visit
www.polysexual.co.uk or e-mail madamepinkie@yahoo.co.uk

Heaven
Under the Arches
Villiers Street
London
WC2N 6NG

0207 930 2020 / info@heaven-london.com